So, today's mission report will, instead of being the normal, dry mission report, will be formatted differently and will consist of Dio writing "long" paragraphs, partially because Dio is done with formatting. Dio has to do formatting for freshman seminar, and it is horrible. The professors don't go with MLA formatting, or APA formatting. It's their very own style. Moving on.
First, Dio's homework load is insane. Do not speak to Dio of homework. Actually, if you do, Dio will probably suffer a small mental breakdown and disappear. And just do not speak to any of us about homework. It's killer. Literally, sometimes. This leads to my second point.
Second, Dio's roommate is taking a year-long leave of absence for mental health reasons. Dio's roommate literally had a two week long hospital stay recently. Dio is saddened by Dio's roommate's disappearance, of course, but will have one person in a double for the rest of the year, which is rather nice. Also, Dio has a friend whose roommate is a sloth and a pig mixed into one human being, so Dio's friend is considering moving in instead.
Third, Dio really should be doing homework/classwork so as to sleep at a normal time tonight.
Dio signing off now.
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